One of our volunteers would always ask a found, or unnamed, ferret,
"What's your name, little ferret?"  One of them replied immediately with
a good chomp.  She became Naomi, as in are-you-going-to-nail-me?  Our
favorite was Hannah Bell, as in Lector.  She went to live with Troy Lynn
as she remained too naughty for adoption.  I believe that she is there
still.
 
Bobbi McC., KC Ferret Hotline
[Posted in FML issue 5309]