Dear Ping is He and Super Tonks,
I be writing to you 'cause I needs your expert help. I now have not one
beautiful ferret, but TWO! Dis was more dan I bargained for. I figure
since you two are real he-ferrets of the world, you might have some
advice. Bowf of da girls ound wunerful and lots of fun (and snuggly,
he-he!). I would 'preciate any help you could give me.
Yours,
Popcorn, TPO
[Posted in FML issue 5231]