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Miss Leah. there is no such thing as edible poop! I kept reading your
letter and wondering if I was wrong but you said your mommy was making
edible poop and I am really worried if your mommy is going to eat that!
Please take her to the Vet immediately, I could be wrong as I don't and
never have eaten poop but I think it will make you sick! Tell her "No!"
and if she tries again scruff and drag her. I have done this to my daddy
before and though the drag is really, really hard but if you climb up on
their backs and give a good scruff hoomins will lean forward and make
this funny "hee hee" sound. When I did it to my daddy I thought he was
laughing at me, but when he leaned forward towards the ground I knew I
sunk it good! Tell her "No Poop!" Silly hoomins thinking they can cook
"edible poop". That's crazy talk!
Well I will be seeing you in 2 days, mommy said she is going to clip my
nails and clean my ears so I look real good to meet you. I'm excited,
very excited! Today Mommy came home smelling of Aunt Renee's ferret!
Oh I sniffed her all over! I am so excited to meet everyone; I think
people will give me hugs and kisses! Ohhhhh.. Getting so excited I
feel a dance coming on! I'll see you in 2 days!!!!!!
Jjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkiejjjjjjjjjkee... jdsaiiiiiisiiiiiiiiiiiiiikfff.....
Deo what have I said about jumping on the computer? If you break it you
will be in so much trouble!
Sorry mommy it's Miss Leah's letter, I gotta write to her!
Okay send your letter, then pass it to me I have work to do.
Please join us for the IFC Ferret Aid 2006 Conference
June 23-25 in Toronto, Canada
<http://www.ferretaid.org/events/ferret_aid_2006.html>
To support our shelter
<http://www.ferretaid.org/>
[Posted in FML issue 5281]
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