Not long after ferrets first came into my life, I bought some bitter
apple spray hoping I could spray it on the carpet where I did not want
them to scratch.  When I got home and started spraying, the ferrets were
out, and they chased after me licking everywhere I sprayed the bitter
apple like it was a treat.  The even licked the bottle.
Ferrets 1; Humans 0.
[Posted in FML issue 5367]