Miss Dippy,
>My brudder and I are both in love with you! We sees you on Mommy's
>computer in pictures Aunty Wolfy sends over. You one hot Mama! Can
>we be your boyfriends?
OMG!!! Poor sweet innocent flower of of a ferret Miss Dippy! Overt
your eyes! These two are trying to steal your innocence! I shudder at
the thought of you being corrupted by heathens, masked bandits, sock
thieves.
Do we need a house mother on the FML??? (Or is that BIG? LOL)
P.S. Max and Sammie, be gentlemen. Have you sent her any dirty socks?
Perhaps Take her out for a foamy fry and then take her home. No hankey
pankey!
Ask your momma for advise. She knows about these things.
Dooks,
Kathleen
[Posted in FML issue 5250]