Dear FML Readers:
 
I had no idea it was possible to get Super Tonks to visit our crime
scene so quickly.  However, last night at dusk as I was inspecting our
backyard, lo and behold, there was the caped albino perched high in one
of our trees.  I called to him, but he ignored me.  He was busy surveying
the surroundings with his binoculars.  His ears were perked up and
forward and I could tell he was listening intently to any strange sounds.
His nose wiggled several times too, as if he was trying to get a good
wiff of any unfamiliar passersby from the busy boulevard directly behind
our home.
 
My husband and I decided against reporting the vandalism to the
authorities because we have little faith in their ability to do anything
meaningful.  Also, the vandalism was not extensive, thank goodness, so
we thought we would just pick up the mess ourselves and forget it.
Nevertheless, the damage was irksome and we felt we needed a specialist
who might help us keep an eye out for any additional tom foolery.  That's
where Super Tonks comes in....
 
You see, Super Tonks has a knack for solving all manner of crimes...
from bank robberies to graffiti, Super Tonks can put the brakes on any
criminal BEFORE he gets a hankering to do damage.  We believe Super Tonks
will be spending the next few nights high up in our trees so he can keep
an eye on our property.  And I say 'watch out' to all you criminals out
there, intent on committing further atrocities in our neighborhood.  The
cops may not be watching you, but the white caped crusader will be
keeping his glowing red eyes on you.
 
HE'S DA MAN!
[Posted in FML issue 5370]