I had Atrus out in the backyard on his harness today.  The weather was
great- we call it ferret weather.  My nephew is here from Japan.  My in
laws got him one of those cars that kids can drive.  This one is a yellow
Corvette.  It has stickers plastered all over it like a race car.
 
Well, I let Atrus check it over.  He climbed all over the inside.  He
inspected the tires, and climbed under it.  Well, I think he fell in
love.  He kept trying to climb inside, hoping and grabbing the edge.
There was shade under all the trees in the yard, but he wanted the shade
under the car.  I told my nephew Yoki that the ferret wanted his car.
Yoki kept telling Atrus, "No, ferret, my car." Even if Atrus wasn't deaf
I doubt if he would have cared.
 
After repeated failed attempts to gain entry to the car, he parked his
butt in front of the car, and facing it, dumped a big pile of poo.  I
wonder if he was trying to get in the car so that he could dump inside.
After all what says MINE better then a big pile o' poo!
[Posted in FML issue 5341]