Everyone!
 
Here is a fun challenge that I just thought up.  Don't ask me why.  think
I lost a couple brain cells today!
 
You all remember the Oscar Mayer Wiener song?
 
Oh I wish I were Oscar Mayer's Wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were Oscar Mayer's Wiener,
Ev'ryone would be in love with me. "
 
"My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why, I'll say,
"'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A." "
 
Ok.  this is a perfect song to take and make into a ferret song!  Either
singing about wanting to be a ferret or a slave to a ferret.  you choose.
 
No voting, no prize. just for FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Joanne
Ferret Corner Shelter
www.geocities.com/ferretcorneraz
<http://www.supportourshelters.org/>
[Posted in FML issue 5233]