Now remember, cut me a break. The more 'tarded my songs are the better I
like 'em.
 
    My fair-et has a first name,
    It's D-i-p-p-y
    My fair-et has a second name,
    It's S-t-o-u-t
    Oh I love to pet her every day
    And if you ask me why I'll saaaaay....
    Cause Dippy Stout has a way with  l-o-v-i-n-g-m-e
 
    Oh I wish I were a little fair-et,
    That is what I truly like to be,
    Cause if I were a little fair-et,
    Everyone would be in love with me!
 
Wolfy, superb song writer
[Posted in FML issue 5234]