"Hi, dis be Muldoone, officialist Wainbow Bwidge Gweeter and I habs
sumptin to tells you all.  We has a new Wainbow Bwidge Gweeter.  Since da
Boss sends SandeeFewet off on Clowd duty, it bee too bigs a job for me
and SawaFewet so da Boss say we can gets anodder Bwidge Gweeter to helps
out.  I hunts here and dere and I tink I finds da wight fewet.  He bees a
guy fewet, and his name be Stinky Pete.  Cool name huh?  I not knos much
elseies bout him dan dat but I finds out more watter.  Wonder ifins he
wikes gurl fewet fwannel nightiegowns?  No tells Nanna on me, maybees I
get him to helps me on wiff fwannel nightiegown waids."
 
    .....A loud booming voice heard is overhead.......
 
"MULDOONE CHECK THE NAME OF THE NEW BRIDGE GREETER AGAIN."
 
"Uh I knos da name of da new guy Boss, his name be Stinky Pete" Mully
replied.
 
"CHECK THE NAME AGAIN MULDOONE."
 
"I checks Boss and da name be Stinky Pete."
 
"MULDOONE DO I NEED TO CALL FOR NANNA'S HELP IN STRAIGHTENING OUT THIS
MATTER?  CHECK THE NAME AGAIN."
 
"Uh, uh, sworry bout dat Boss, da sun be in my eye.  Ahem... Affer
we-checkin da name, da name of da newest Wainbow Bwidge Gweeter be
Smelly Pete."
 
"MULDOONE YOU ARE TRYING MY PATIENCE."
 
"Sworry Boss, I bees kiddin, I checkin to sees ifin you be awake."
 
"ONCE MORE MULDOONE OR DO I CALL NANNA?"
 
"Uh no Boss, you no needs to call dat bossy old Nanna, I gets it
stwaight."
 
"Da new Bwidge gweeter name be Musty Pete.  See Boss, I gets it stwaight
dat time" flashing one of his biggest and brightest smile and "you no has
to call dat bossy old Nanna."
 
 ....Another booming voice heard overhead...... "I HEARD THAT MULDOONE."
 
~~Muldoone~~
Caring for your ferrets at the Rainbow Bridge.
http://mrmuldoone.bravehost.com/index.html
[Posted in FML issue 5251]