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To "Miss" Leah
From:
Cassie Iroff <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Tue, 2 May 2006 09:26:09 -0400
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Dear Miss Leah
Back off you, you, hussy!  Ping is He is MINE!
 
He knows better than to consort with any brazen sprite who waves her butt
in his face like some jill in heat!  (Puma, you HAVE talked to him about
this, haven't you?) He deserves better than someone who thinks "l'eau de
trash" is a pleasing scent and who passes hairballs as a hobby.
 
Warningly yours,
Cassie "I have scent glands and know how to use them" Iroff
 
PS to Mz Lily's mommy: I am sorry for your loss.  I am sure Mz Lily was
a real lady and Mr. Tonks would have loved her as a true friend.
[Posted in FML issue 5231]

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