Okay when I told Alexandra that I couldn't flame her since the ultimate
had already been said (otter breath) she admitted that she does loll in
her tub smashing clams open with rocks!  Now that is just plain selfish
to deprive the poor baby otters of their natural food and I've heard she
makes Puma and Ping dive for the darn clams.  Ping said his paws are all
"clammy" now.
 
Laurel
[Posted in FML issue 5380]