Miss Leah.  there is no such thing as edible poop!  I kept reading your
letter and wondering if I was wrong but you said your mommy was making
edible poop and I am really worried if your mommy is going to eat that!
Please take her to the Vet immediately, I could be wrong as I don't and
never have eaten poop but I think it will make you sick!  Tell her "No!"
and if she tries again scruff and drag her.  I have done this to my daddy
before and though the drag is really, really hard but if you climb up on
their backs and give a good scruff hoomins will lean forward and make
this funny "hee hee" sound.  When I did it to my daddy I thought he was
laughing at me, but when he leaned forward towards the ground I knew I
sunk it good!  Tell her "No Poop!" Silly hoomins thinking they can cook
"edible poop".  That's crazy talk!

Well I will be seeing you in 2 days, mommy said she is going to clip my
nails and clean my ears so I look real good to meet you.  I'm excited,
very excited!  Today Mommy came home smelling of Aunt Renee's ferret!
Oh I sniffed her all over!  I am so excited to meet everyone; I think
people will give me hugs and kisses!  Ohhhhh..  Getting so excited I
feel a dance coming on!  I'll see you in 2 days!!!!!!
Jjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkiejjjjjjjjjkee... jdsaiiiiiisiiiiiiiiiiiiiikfff.....

Deo what have I said about jumping on the computer?  If you break it you
will be in so much trouble!

Sorry mommy it's Miss Leah's letter, I gotta write to her!

Okay send your letter, then pass it to me I have work to do.

Please join us for the IFC Ferret Aid 2006 Conference
June 23-25 in Toronto, Canada
<http://www.ferretaid.org/events/ferret_aid_2006.html>

To support our shelter
<http://www.ferretaid.org/>
[Posted in FML issue 5281]