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Well, better late than never, huh? Hopefully we all still have a little
holiday spirit left in us so that you can enjoy another one of my
little holiday diddys:
Fuzzys for Christmas
By Kim 12/05 (yes it's copyright protected)
You're geting a ferret for Christmas
As if you don't already know
The shelters are reaching a maximum of fuzzy overflow.
I'll bundle them up in sleep sacks with Myrrh and Frankincense
And hand them out in baskets as fuzzy Christmas presents!
What an idea. German chocolate couldn't be sweeter,
Especially since I had no luck,
Unloading them on the trick or treaters.
You're getting a ferret for Christmas
There's way too many here
Too many folks surrender you know,
Without so much as a tear.
You're getting a ferret for Christmas
And why you already know.
So don't be surprised, when Santa arrives
With a sweet little fuzzball, wrapped in a big red bow.
You're getting a ferret for Christmas
And "No thanks" is not an answer.
In the holiday spirit name him Rudolph, Donner or Prancer
....matters not to me, as I'll be down one pooping dancer.
You're getting a ferret for Christmas
The season of giving will be taking from me.
A festive bundle of dooking, mischievious, dancing glee.
You're getting a ferret for Christmas
So don't be surprised when you find
On your doorstep a four legged, masked fuzzy master mind.
You're getting a ferret for Christmas
So don't be surprised, when before your wondering eyes do appear
A fuzzy chittering angel, to nibble on your ear.
You're getting a ferret for Christmas
One more surely won't kill ya
And if you think YOU'RE over run, try what works for me....
A big ol shot of tequila!
Kimberly Fox
Director/Rescue Mom
Somethin Up My Sleeve Ferret Rescue
http://companiontalk.terrabox.com/SUMS-Rescue.html
Help The Helpless. SUPPORT PRIVATE RESCUE
Pay Pal accepted for donations at this email address.
[Posted in FML 5481]
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