To the tune of anything. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
 
Rebecca Stout, you're a star,
Nominated for Oscar.
Singing words to tunes you know,
Perhaps you'll star with Russell Crowe
Producers will soon, I am sure,
Queue right up at your front door
Come "Down Under", then you might
Grow to love our Vegemite.
When you star with Heath and Russ,
Wolfy, please remember us.
 
With profuse apologies,
Shirley
[Posted in FML issue 5168]