Dearest pardner in da super hewo bizness( HAAA HAAA!!!  I be so funny, I
used da word bisness in my sentenence !!  OOh I be so gud!!)
 
So, I betted you not seen me here before.  I be STORM da flyin fewwet or
STORM da super hewo, or STORM, you ...oh wait, I not dink I be appoed to
say dat one, dat be da one da my mommie says when I accidentwy spill her
drinkin' stuff.  I jus wanna see what she be havin' dats all, but it
makez da biggust mess.  But den mommie comez over to me an she pickes me
up, an' she does dat kissie ting necks to my ear pwase, den, dis is da
bestest part of awl.  She talkes weely kwiet up cwose to my ear pwase,
she says, oh my sweetesd, sweetesd, pweshios Stomy boy, I be soo sowwy
dat my mouf sayd dos bad werds.wif my mouf.  Dat iz not what my heart
says.  My heart says I be so not thinkin' dat if I putted dat dere lik
dat, my pweshious Story will spiwl it.(She be right, hee, hee, hee,
hee!!!!)  Den she doez more kissies, den she wipez my paws off, an den
she puts me down.
 
See Tonks??  I bes a super hewo of my mommies heart.  I fiwl it up wif
lotz an lotz of fuzzie luv.  I hav brudders an sisders, dey help too, but
I be in charge.  Wen Mommies heart be sad, I send out, like a brudder,
an a sisder.  If she be weeelly, I sends out more brudders an sisders.
Sumtimez we all jes clime all over dat mommie til she be laffin' !!
(Dats kinda like dookin'!) Mommie dozent know I bed a super hewo, she
jes be tinken I bed a rwegular fewwet.  She never seez me puttin on my
kostooom( pwetty kool, doncha tink?)
 
I needs to go finds where dat mommie is.  We wants out to pway.  I not be
da kind a fewwet dat can bend bars wit a single oomph, so I gotz to wait
too.  I hab super pse, wait, dat not wight.  eps?, nope, dat be not wight
either, Oh, I gots it, I hab super hewo esp, yah!, super hewo esp, so I
cans be chekin on her wit my powers.  Oh, my powers say she be comin
rweally soon, so I gotsa go back to wookin wike a wegular ferret who cant
be typin.(She doeznt kno I can be typin, eithur!!  Hee hee, hee, hee!!
I be s soo funny!  hee, hee!!)
 
Power to dah fewwets!!!!  Fewwet power dat is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Dooks!
Storm
[Posted in FML issue 5294]