Dear Petey TPO
 
I make widdle donation to SOS sows I be a TPO too.
 
My late bestest fwend Buddy widdled on me sometimes.  He waz owder,
and widdled in his sweep.  I think dat make me a TWO, butz can I beez
in your TPO cwub?
 
Luv, Mz Lily
missing my Buddy
[Posted in FML issue 5185]