Urgent News Flash and Warning: Phyllis Spy is a Spy!
Yes it's true! I'm not sure if she came into spying as a birthright,
or was drawn into it by marriage, but I have incontrovertible proof!
Just check her driver's license--right there it says: Spy!
I don't know if she is spying for the FLO, the MaFF or some other
nefarious organization, if she is a double or even triple agent, but
I know enough to know you must be wary!
This Fake Flame brought to you by:
Linda Iroff
[Posted in FML issue 5379]