Dear Wolfy--
 
I never knew you worked at Hooters, but you would look cute in the little
orange shorts.
 
You wrote:
 
>Florence, I really do not need to add another personality to my
>collection of many.  It's bad enough that I have conversations that
>go on in my head instead of monologues (shut up, Alex)
 
I thought we agreed that you would not tell anyone that I was your
imaginary friend.  Ferret.
 
Alexandra
[Posted in FML issue 5243]