This is my version, see what you can do
 
A = Attitude - You have to have an attitude
B = Bite - What else are teeth for
C = Cunning - Helps to get what you want
D = Determination -- Never give up
E = Ears -- Clean each other's ears so you human doesn't have to
F = Food - You gotta have good quality food
G = Gravey -- Chicken gravey is good
H = Humans - Be sure to train your human properly
I = Intellengence - We are far more intellengent than the average human
J = Jumping -- See how far you can jump
K = Kiss -- Kiss your human daily
L = Love -- Love your family
M = Moods -- Must have different moods, keeps your human guessing
N = Naps - You have to take lots of naps
O = Outside -- Getting outside is dangerous
P = Plan - If you want something make a plan on how to get it
Q = Quit -- Never quit, you will always get what you want
R = Round -- The round jingley things are fun to push around
S = Sneaky - When in doubt, be sneaky
T = Treats - The more treats the better life is
U = Under -- Getting under things is fun
V = Vet - A good vet is necessary for good health
W = Water -- Must drink lots of water
X = Xtra -- Xtra treats are great
Y = Yell -- Always yell when your tail is stepped on
Z = ZZZZZZZ -- The sound you make when sleeping
[Posted in FML issue 5236]