Dearest Oracle,
You FART dust?! Eugh, I thought that was dandruff! Anyhow, your ancient
years givest thou thy wisdom, doest not? (Try saying THAT with a lisp!)
Always wondered why ferretone was so oily, now it all makes sense. Hope
you have seatbelts in that wagon!
Luv Susan
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"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic
hallway where thieves and pimps run free,and good men die like dogs.
There's also a negative side." -Hunter S. Thompson-
[Posted in FML issue 5049]