Hiyall dis be SaraFerret one of de bridge greeters.  I so sorry (pant
pant pant) I has gotten so far behind on having de greetings posted.
We have been really busy here.  pant pant pant
 
Darn those pant pants.  I has gots to tell you about dis pretty ferret
who crossed de bridge.  First of all I got the call--SaraFerret, report
to bridge for greeting.  Zip-pant pant pant.  I gots to de bridge and
what should I see but this pretty white ferret named Slinky preparing to
cross de bridge.  Okay why is she laying down on the bridge and inching
her way over.  Hey girlfriend, dont do that you will fall off or get
bridge burn on your fur.  Not a word, not one word, inch inch inch--she
finally reaches me.  I greets her saying I am SaraFerret.  She is falling
down with giggles laughing and carrying on.  Okay why the inching across
de bridge.  Cuz my name is slinky--ya know like the toy.  You know the
slinkies that goes down steps.  Oh great we now have a comedienne on our
stage.  She cut up and giggled until she had to run behind a bush.  Then
when her business ran up and they couldnt find her, she popped out and
said SUPRISE!  Oh I can tell she is really gonna give me a run for my
money.  I asked her if she wanted to go and try on wings.  Oh I can fly
without them--Oh yeah?  I says.  She jumps very high but then plonks on
the ground.  OOPS she said maybe I has best get my wings.  So off we went
to get de wings along with her big business and I could tell it was gonna
be a long day.
 
Hugs and dooks
SaraFerret
[Posted in FML issue 5114]