Hi theres mister Popcorn TPO! Mine name is Zodiac and I live in the
southwest untied stats. That's what my momma says. Anyways, I am a
lovely silver mitt ferret girl with a very cute, utterly kissable black
nose. Did I mention utterly kissable? I am perfectly healthy with NO
BAD BREATH. How many other girls can says that, eh??
I have perfect manners when eating and defecting, er, defecating. I
ALWAYS use the litterbox, and I'm the only one (other than my old bruther
Dude) who is consistent! I love to eats chicken wings, I will be happy
to share!
I'm glad you like ferretone, I have knocked over manys of bottles in my
life (I'm turning like FIVE this October!! I'm still very young and
pretty though).
I love to sleep in one of Ms. Angie's barrels, we had to get the XL
because of my fat--er, plump as mommy says, brother Johnny. Me? I'm a
PERECTLY porportioned girly ferret. My mom says she lucky that I'm so
heaalthy because she's soon tooooo many skinny-skinny girly ferrets. I
am a very good, muscular (in a sexy way) size.
My idea of a perfect date would be sleeping in at least two different
spots for about 13 hours, getting loose into a non-ferret proofed room,
digging in a box of dirt, playing in the new cat jungle gym, and sharing
a romantic dinner of raw, meaty chicken and mice.
Love,
Zodiac
Krista and her five fuzzy kids:)
Interested in saving the lives of animals? Visit
http://www.veganoutreach.org/index.html or email me for more info.
[Posted in FML issue 5230]
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