... you sleep with socks just so midnight ferret toe attacks don't hurt.
 
 ... you can't remember the last time you took a shower without ferret
     supervision.
 
 ... you have more pics of your ferret than your family.
 
 ... 1st place you look for your shoes is under the bed.
 
 ... sitting on the toilet always ends with petting a ferret on your lap.
 
 ... your ferret has his own toothbrush!
 
 ... you cook ferret dinners more than people dinners.
 
 ... your ferret's wardrobe is larger than yours, yet you always say "he
     has nothing to wear".
 
 ... your home looks like a ferret nursery - obstacle course of toys,
     shelters, blankies, tipped over bowls, etc.
 
 ... when you order pizza you hear the drivers fighting over who gets to
     deliver to the "ferret guy"
 
"Intelligence is like 4-wheel drive.  It allows you to get stuck in more
'remote' places."
 
~ Garrison Keillor ~
[Posted in FML issue 5145]