Excuse the delay of a terribly important storm warning.  The origin of
the warning system was temporarily damaged and out of comminication with
the rest of the country due to a catastrophic event, hence this alert
was not able to broadcast sooner.
 
Days before xmas eve, hurricane Renee a category 5, traveled at an
accelerated rate down the east coast due south.  Chattanooga Tn took a
direct hit as the storm stalled with the eye directly over Wolfy's house.
For two days the storm delayed twisting and turning the family into a
whirlwind of Christmas cheer.
 
While wreaking havoc over the area, a bereaved autistic boy was sucked
right out of his own home experiencing long durations of tremendous
social practices such as shopping in extreme situations at malls,
southern Walmarts, grocery stores, Barnie's coffee and tea, and much
more.  The boy bravely took the full brunt of the storm alone.  In the
process, he was shockingly transformed from a little professor appearance
to a pimpin' stud.  He endured modeling clothes, long sessions in the
Body and Bath shop, and bore the burden of carrying an arm load of men's
product that only studs need.  The boy was swept up and carried through
the wilds of Chattanooga on three separate occasions.  He is recovering
as we speak, but has suffered permanent damage from days of hugs, kisses,
and home cooking.
 
The household took quite a beating.  After the family accessed the
situation, they were left to find a kitchen so full of food that grocery
bags were left on the floor with food that could not fit into the refrig
or all of the cabinets.  Even the wild birds outside were left with bird
cakes.  When checked, the family's pet ferrets were found packed into a
velvety soft sleep sack that left them in the notorious dead ferret
sleep.  A frightening site.  All have recovered nicely however.  Lastly,
the family found a great mess and disarray by and under their tree.
Scattered all over was more debris left by the storm in the form of
Christmas presents.  It was horrifying and it will take quite some time
to rebuild.
 
The storm finally picked up speed and took a turn towards Louisiana,
where it is said she looped around, and completed a 180 degree turn.
This took many days.  This is an unusual event for a storm, but not
unheard of.  What IS unheard of is that the storm seemed to follow the
same pattern as it had before and not only crossed Chattanooga, but once
again briefly stalled over the same exact area.  Carried in the storm
was some debris left from hurricane Katrina in the form of two confused
ferrets.  The storm is said to have such a shocking effect on the woman
in the Chattanooga home that she has actually transformed from a full
blown bipolar episode coupled with devastation over the loss of a family
member.  She is left with nearly no sadness, and with a little reprieve
from her illness.  These beneficial effects maybe temporary, but many
will not be.  An older teenage boy in the family has permanent damage
left thinking he has an imaginary extra family member.  Very sad.  The
man in the family was a rock and seemed unaffected, other than the misery
of seeing the mess under his tree.
 
It is said that this storm is to literally bounce up and down the
coast northward.  No doubt tell tale debris will be left in its wake.
Scattered behind it's path might be things such as hand creams in
cabinets, food in the kitchen, packets from 5 star restaurants,
literature, toothbrushes, laughter, hideous amounts of joy and even
ferrets.  It is recommended that you do not follow the usual
recommendations of a normal hurricane and flea but rather to ride
it out.
 
Wolfy
 
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[Posted in FML issue 5110]