Kathleen-Instead of sending out ferrets to poop in his shoes, why
don't we all on their behalfs send their poop through the mail to the
show.  I'll bet that would get some action.  After all, we don't want
our fuzzies harmed by Montel's people or guests as the case may be,
obviously there will be dogs there....
 
Jen and Archie
and the Naughty Nine
and their cat and dog
[Posted in FML issue 5080]