My dearest Pandora, (in my bestest fake British accent)
Are you SURE you could't fall for a gorgeous DEW (dat's what my mommy
says I am) like me??? I really lub your accent. I hab ben pooped on,
hab you? Ping is He says dat we is da best (dose dat be pooped on, dat
is). I don't smell 'cause my mommy washed me (I didn't like it much).
Let me know whatch tink, okay?
Popcorn, TPO
[Posted in FML issue 5233]