Dear Mr. Tonks and Mr. He
My Mommy told me that the International Ferret Congress has adopted a
ferret named IFC Gold, nicknamed Ifsy. She says he is a black-footed
ferret that lives in Colorado. I have white feet, though my heels have
a little black on them. I keep my feet very clean.
I think I might want Ifsy as a boyfriend instead. Mommy got a picture of
him in the mail. He is very big and muscular. Are you big and muscular?
Very truly yours,
Cassie
[Posted in FML issue 5228]