My 10 m.o. albino watches me like a hawk when I get up to go to the
bedroom.  If I've left the remote controls out I'll come back to a
ferret trying to look innocent but with telltale guilty looks and anxious
movements.  He likes to hide my remotes on me, then go to the TV & with
his paws start changing channels/volume.  He gets this rebellious "come &
get me" look & special dance.
 
"Intelligence is like 4-wheel drive.  It allows you to get stuck in more
'remote' places."
 
~ Garrison Keillor ~
[Posted in FML issue 5092]