Okay, here is my contribution to the "whacky one-hit wonders".  Sorry
it's only got one verse so far, I seem to be having 'writer's block'
(pretty bad for a music teacher, eh?)  Do we need to send it somewhere
special to be considered for the SOS funraiser?
 
To the tune of "A Bicycle Built for Two".
 
Fuzzy ferrets, give me your answer true,
I'm half crazy because of all the poo!
A "present" you left this morning,
I stepped in it without warning.
But you look sweet, eating a treat
In a hammy that's built for two.
 
Laraine
[Posted in FML issue 5175]