1. Those stories about blenders overheating--aren't lies.
2. Those overheated blenders smell. Very, very bad.
3. Socks are made for one species and one species only-- ferrets.
4. If your friends don't like your ferrets they aren't worth it.
Drop 'em.
5. Cleaning poop is better than not having it there in the first place:)
6. Something is wrong when you give a lecture to your highschool friends
about adrenalectomies and then claim August comes directly after May.
7. Love comes in all shapes, colors and species.
8. Sometimes it's worth making a big fuss.
9. Love is taste-testing duck soup, medications, and ferretone.
10. Ferret mouths are cleaner than humans, so drinking out of the same
glass isn't a problem. Right?
11. Who cares if your family thinks youre nuts when paper towels and
baking soda are on your Christmas list?
Krista and her five fuzzy kids:)
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[Posted in FML issue 5148]