It is about a puppy but I think you get my drift why I am putting it in
here
 
Enjoy-Susie and her friends for life Jeep and Squeak.
 
"To Rescue Groups
 
HELP NEEDED ASAP:
 
Please help!!!!  After two long years of being on a waiting list for an
agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last,
our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!
 
We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how
time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't
be fair to the children.  Since our little puppy will be arriving on
Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend!
 
They are described as:
 
One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde
hair, blue eyes.  Four years old.  Excellent disposition.  He doesn't
bite.  Temperament tested.  Does have problems with peeing directly in
the toilet.  Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots.  Tonsils
have already been removed.  Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house
trained & gets along well with others.  Does not run with scissors and
with a little training he should be able to read soon.
 
One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry
blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled.  Two years old.  Can be surly at
times.  Non-biter, thumb sucker.  Has been temperament tested but needs
a little attitude adjusting occasionally.  She is current on all shots,
tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate.  Gets along well
with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys
and therefore would do best in a one child household.  She is a very
quick learner and is currently working on her house training-shouldn't
take long at all.
 
We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for
them; that is why we contacted a rescue group.  But we simply can no
longer keep them.  Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.
 
I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real
emergency here!!!  They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night
at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or
along some dark, country road.  Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
 
-- Author Unknown "
[Posted in FML issue 4998]