Dear Petey,
This be the new fewett to the Wolfy household from Pakistan. That's what
the little boy said who came into the abandoned house where I was left
and scooped me up, anyway. Since I not live with much dignity before,
my mommy gave it to me by naming me after the famous author, Rudyard
Kipling, who is also from far a away land (tanks to Awex who suggested it
to my new mommy). I be Kip. The fewett from Pakistan. Well, since I
was sh*t on by humans most of my life (sowwy but I was) ... can I be in
the TPO cwub? I promise to find change in all da couches and send it in
to SOS.
Kip the ferret from Pakistan and rescue of Sean
[Posted in FML issue 5186]