1. I clean up their accidents and don't ask who did it.
 
2. I don't investigate said "accidents" to see if they are indeed
accidents.
 
3. I give lots of snuggles, but know when it's time to put them down.
They're so busy afterall!
 
4. I dole out the ferretone daily
 
5. I never sit or step on unsuspecting lumps in the carpet, blanket,
etc....
 
6. I scritch that "feels so good" area on their neck
 
7. I make mushy duck soup (ok, only 2 out of 3 ferrets are happy about
this)
 
8. I finally broke the "cage habit" and let them safely free-roam (in a
small condo!)
 
9. I buy Cheerios
 
10. I consider their nibble bites as affectionate "grooming".
 
 
10 Things my ferrets don't like about me
 
I clean their ears
 
I put them through long car rides to the vet
 
I can't stop kissing them once I start
 
I sniff and nuzzle their
 
[Posted in FML issue 4977]