Hmm... since Judy insists she's neither elf nor dwarf, perhaps she is a
decendant from a hobbit.  I have heard rumors that she has been caught
shaving her feet!  If Judy is infact a hobbit perhaps she would like to
join a club I have started called Hobbits Unite (Against Tall People)
We are working on developing a special platform shoes for club members.
Or perhaps Judy is a decendant of a munchkin (aka lollipop kid) from the
Land of Oz.  If Wolfy is right, her voice might match that theory.  Hmmm,
I wonder.  =)
 
- Jules
[Posted in FML issue 4775]