There is a site...Hair of the Ferret Gourmet Salsa...
 
You can buy the salsa, then give it as a gift to one of those hot ferret
lovers.  Or eat the salsa, then use the jar with the name on it and fill
it with ferret fur you brush off your baby, or fake fur.  Or a vendor
could put a stuffed toy ferret in the jar with a name tag of Spice Girl,
and sell it at one of the ferret shows.  Or you could put chocolate
pudding in it, and attach a plastic spoon, and have a sign out saying...
Here.s The Poop.  Or poop and scoop.  Or you could fill it with cookies
cut out with ferret cookie cutters
 
I always think of these weird ferret things.
 
http://www.hairoftheferret.com/
[Posted in FML issue 4769]