::With a violent poof, smoke appears explosively before you.  Out from
the smoke, appears a petite flower of a woman in midnight blue robes
carrying a scroll.::
 
"Ferret love puppets," she says as she chaws on some gum.  "I have a
proclamation that all must read.  Please, for the love of God, view
this poster and act now!!"
 
::With a great "PUH" she spits her gum out in front of your feet, grins
evilly and disappears just as mysteriously as she appeared.  You cock
your head to the side, as the remaining smoke takes on a slight likeness
to Nancy Scott of the FAA rubbing her hands together with glee::
 
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/wolfysluv/detail?.dir=/8b70&.dnm=fd88.jpg
 
The Great Ferret Oracle
[Posted in FML issue 4990]