Hello Ferret Family,
 
These ferrets sure are an ungrateful lot.  They don't give me any time
to do anything else but attend to their every need.  They know I have
all these thank-you cards to write, & they just keep eating & drinking,
pooping, messing on the floor, leaving their toys around, needing meds &
special feedings.  They never help pick up, or do the laundry, or even
answer their own phone calls.  You would think that they could take a
minute from their precious play time to fill a dish or a water bottle,
noooooooo.  It's more fun to pelt their cage, the floor, & me on
occasion, w/the contents of their food dish.  Do they care that every
time they climb up to the top of 3 stacked cages that I have to drop
everything to rescue them?  Of course not, clear heads they are.  They
just do it again.  There's so much more, but why complain.  It wastes
energy that I don't have to spare & solves nothing.  <sigh>
 
So I can say in all sincerity that IT'S THE FERRETS' FAULT that I haven't
sent out Thank Yous to all the thoughtful & generous Santas.  While they
enjoy their new bedding, treats, toys, & have all their needs met - they
should have gotten coal.  OH NO, what a mess that would be!
 
Dear Santas, please know that I'M very grateful for the kindness you sent
our way.
 
Juliana Quadrozzi
FERRET BUSINESS of GA
www.ferretbusiness.petfinder.com
770-984-1417  7:00pm-10:30pm
 
P.S.  I hope it's OK if I get them out before 12/24/05???
[Posted in FML issue 4757]