We once had a program here where the city would collect ferret poop.
On many well used corner area were two barrels.  One was for ferret
poop and the other for what ever you carried it in so the city would get
clean poop.
 
This was used for construction of city buildings where it was mixed with
cement to make it 23 times stronger.  This also keeps stray cats and dogs
away.
 
Speaking of that, the circus came to town once and two lions got out.
They could not catch them so they put ferret poop around in strategic
places.  This would make the roaming area of the lions smaller and
smaller and smaller until they were stuck in one small spot and were so
very happy to GET captured where they were restricted to such a small
area from ferret poop the lions were starving!  They all but leaped into
the capture cages.
 
Yes, ferret poop is very powerful!  Just need a way to get it to
telemarketers and spam ad people to corral them too !
 
Aarrow Ranch Aviation
Rev. J Gordon Bengtson
7302 Hunterbrook Drive, Suite 100
Mechanicsville, Va. 23111
USA
[Posted in FML issue 5157]