Bob,
 
You are a TOTAL STAR!!!  I've had a really pants fortnight involving a
massive car accident and today woke up with lurgy of some kind.  I've
also been fighting various corporations for service I pay for (and no,
I won't go into details!) and have assignments etc due for uni.
 
Thank you SO much for your posting today, it really cracked me up.
 
Thanks hun,
Luv Susan
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4819]