This is Duff MacDuff Ferret coming out of my retirement as the Ambassador
Ferret for the Ferret And Dove Sanctuary, Inc. to beg you humans in the
names of all of us, the ferrets, to help our home and Sanctuary to get
a dependable and decent generator so the missus and I and all the other
ferret-folk who live here will not again be wrung through the soggy,
unending sauna nightmare that we went through after the last hurricane to
hit our area took down nearly every power substation besides the "usual"
localized wires, trees, poles and transformers. Our two retired humans
gave us their "all" in doing their level best to keep each of us from
heat exhaustion and heat stroke, never leaving our sides while in real
danger of the same things for themselves. One of us, Little Prince
Albert Ferret, developed severe chest congestion and heavy wheezing and
even though he was taken to and treated by two vets on two visits,
succumbed to the debilitating effects of being heat-stressed for just
over five days and has passed on to the rainbow Bridge. Our humans are
determined to not allow this to ever happen to any of us again.
Please help us, the ferrets, get a dependable and decent emergency
generator for our Sanctuary. Send what you can in check or money order
to us here...
The Ferret And Dove Sanctuary, Inc. 3815 Tom Lane Drive, Pensacola,
Florida, 32504
or we hope you may be able to donate thru the PayPal buttons located on
this page ...
http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/ferret_rescuer/index.html
Thanks from all of us ferrets and myself .
I'm Duff MacDuff, my missus, here, is Maggie Mae Moxie MacDuff, and
here are the rest of us, let me introduce you to them...
Princess Yakity-Yak Ferret, Samwise Sammy Ferret, Binky-Bink Happy
Ferret, Anastasia Czarina Ferret, Pocahontas Princess Ferret, George
Washington Ferret, Mr. Buckaroo Babyface Ferret, Mrs. Phyllis The Fair
Babyface Ferret, Felicia FairLight Ferret, Cody Cuddles Ferret, Crestview
Wookie Ferret, Bandit Waggy-Tail Ferret, Rapscallion Rascal Ferret, Minx
Masked Marvel, Jinx Jumpin' Jiminy, Cleopatra Pearl, Gaelyn Gator Ferret,
Dell Blacksable, Angel Bumpkin Ferret, Kiara Blondie Ferret, RazzMaTazz
Dazzle Ferret, Kyle CinnamonCoat, Izod DEW-Litely, MaryJane DEW-Lovely,
Athos Sable-teer, Porthos Cinna-Teer, D'Artagnan Mitts-a-teer, Lady
Constance Ferret, Jasper Cinnamon Ferret, Little Miss Muffin Ferret,
Diamond Tiara White, Squeaky CreamSable, Sylvester SugarFerret, Sidney
Sylvester Ferret, Zinc-A-Dinc-A-Zoo!, Jasmyne Pandora Ferret, Jazzmine
Miss Boss Ferret, Aristotle SilverFerret, Klondike Bear, Miss Pepper
Fair, Buddy Boy WhiteFerret, Buster SableCoat, Abbie RoadRunner, BammBamm
ChocMitt, Tinkerbelle Peachy Ferret, Fort Walton Charlie Ferret, Nikita
Sandie Ferret, Rikkie Choco-Latte' Ferret, Carousing Carl, Carina
FlashDancer, and also Shelly's four boardered ferrets, each safe and
sound.
[Posted in FML issue 4944]
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