Oh, oh!  We KNOW what happens to socks without mates!  They get a tennis
ball shoved into them (sometimes also catnip) and then they are tied off
or sewn off behind the tennis ball with a bell on the string which makes
a jingly tail.
 
Bill, I think that you should take at least one day off, maybe more and
get the list that this note appears in out after you have given yourself
the gift of a bit of rest.
 
[Moderator's note: You're funny.... I just got home from work!  (Some
equipment there failed.)  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 4737]