Who on earth wrote: "Just wanted to know if anyone has Bob's latest East
coast schedule, as some of us um....wacky... ferret gals would love to
see him!!!  Not to mention sniffing his butt.  Just let us know if he'll
be in or close to Richmond VA."
 
I told Renee there would be trauma -- already some lady has lost her
mind!  I simply cannot be held responsible when my booty is shown to
people.
 
Ok, Triangle Ferret Lovers (Raleigh NC) is this coming weekend, and I
guess it isn't too far from Richmond.  There are 12 other talks scheduled
for the remainder of the year (6 more are in negotiation), but since the
people involved haven't announced them, I won't beat 'em to the punch.  I
made that mistake once, and will not do it again.
 
There are three groups that requested that I ask on the FML if other
groups in the region would like to help share expenses.  Once each in
the southeast, the northwest, and the northeast.  If you are in those
areas and want me to give a talk and would like to share expenses with
other local groups (or those along the way), email me and I'll get you
in contact with those people.
 
Bob C  [log in to unmask]
 
"You should never forget how big BIG is.  I don't mean he is big, but he
is big, but what I mean is he is very big.  I mean big is he big in his
bigness."
Overheard at the St. Louis Ferret Symposium, name withheld to protect
the naughty who clearly had a few too many that late Saturday night
(honest!  There are a few benefits to being the designated ferreter
that evening, and one was listening to the inebriated)
 
[But what does it all mean?  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 4881]