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Yesterday, Sukie wrote:
>So, the ferrets got two large bungee cords (Ever notice how they like
>toys suspended from elastic on a pole? It's innate.) Then they attached
>the bungee cords to the North and South Pole. How did they do that, you
>ask? It wasn't easy. Everything they tried kept failing till they hit
>on using snow machines (And you thought people invented those!) to stick
>ice to both the middle of the upside and the middle of the down side.
>Then they and their saucers pulled and with a giant Swooocchh-plop the
>Earth pulled out into its current modified spheroid -- too round would
>have insulted the ferret sense of chaos."
Ah, OK Sukie, you win. Dogs. DOGS.
I'm a little afraid of you, I'm backing away slowly...please leave your
hands on the keyboard where I can see them...
Alexandra in MA
(Tamen is est cattus)
[Posted in FML issue 4711]
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