My original post had some problems. It had too much barbed-wire wrapped
around it, and BIG couldn't get it open. I have since removed the
barbed-wire. I can probably use it in the next war.
I will simply ask the smokers to consider this:
If you feel the need or the compulsion to smoke, please consider
quitting. We often do for our animals what we would not do for
ourselves. I don't know the manner, location, or frequency of your
smoking, so I cannot say with any kind of intelligence whether or not it
is good or bad for your ferrets. But one million scientists and I do
know that it IS bad for you. Just this once, consider quitting for
yourself.
Stick around awhile. It will be very hard to enjoy your ferrets if
you're stuck in a hospital room, behind a respirator - or worse. Today,
somewhere in the world, a ferret is going to a shelter because it's
owner died or became incapacitated. We will all eventually become
incapacitated and die. Let's try not to hurry that along, OK?
Personally, I hope that I die of the natural causes brought about by
thinking continually about sex. For the moment, I am in no danger. I am
doing algebra homework, wracking my brain trying to figure out imaginary
numbers. But if you ladies keep posting about your thongs... well, I
can't guarantee how long I'll be around.
I mean, not that I mind or anything, but think about the welfare of my
ferrets...
Roary
Albuquerque, NM
blog - http://ferretphilosophy.blogspot.com/
ps. You can read my original post on my blog, if you so choose - but if
you do, beware of barbed-wire.
[Posted in FML issue 5033]
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