The Zion Curtain moves ever so slightly and we hear:
 
What's it hiding from back there my precious.......what's it got in it's
pocketses.....er, purse?
 
Evil, maniacal laughter follows........ We are not hiding, are we
Precioussssss.....no, we are plotting.....evil, evil things......we shall
get the Wolfy, won't we Precioussssss?  She might just end up having to
deal with horrible, terrible things precioussssss.......things like a
"snap cup" and a woman wearing pink with blonde hair out of a bottle.
Lots and lots of pink.  And Obsession.....we musnt forget that, must we
precious......oh, yes, and hairspray.....lots and lots of hairspray.....
and antibacterial wipes and goo........necessities, eh, precious?
 
Another round of evil, maniacal laughter follows......worse than the
first.....all who hear it shudder......Except of course for Adrian the
ferret........"what's she off on again?"  He shrugs, rolls over, and
goes back to sleep......
 
TO BE CONTINUED...........
 
Catherine
Behind The Zion Curtain
 
"You have all the equipment, you just need to read the manual"
- Elle Woods
[Posted in FML issue 4819]