I had the strangest dream last night.  One of my ferret-angels came to me
and whispered in my ear that while playing and having fun at the Bridge
was great and all, he'd love to be able to help out "The GREAT ONES" (who
are, as we all know, the incomparable Sandee, Saraferret and Muldoone).
He wanted to ask me if I could post a question to the Greeting Trinity:
how does one become a junior bridge-greeter?  He says that he'd be
delighted to help out, and then wardanced out of my dreams - to be
replaced, oddly enough, by a less-satisfactory dream of hunting for a
lost purple sock.
 
So, to fulfill my promise: Sandee, Saraferret and Muldoone, there is a
DEW angel named Valentine who dreams of becoming like you, his idols.
If there is room or need for his greeting services, please email me and
I will do my best to get a message to him.
 
Thanks,
Caitie
 
[Moderator's note: Please tell Valentine he's in the queue for an opening
in the greeter department, his resumE is on file, etc etc.  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 4750]