Hi, dis be Muldoone here, da officialist Bwidge Gweeter.  I gots a bunch
of checks-up-on ta dooes.
 
First I goes to finds Bubba and The Vinnies.  Had to hunt all ober da
pwace to finds dem, dey were way atop Dirt Mountain and when I finds dem,
I comes up ahind dem and dat silly Bubba goes into high gear digging and
and he is frwoing dirt clear ober da tops of my head.  I yells at him to
stop but I hads my mouf open at da wong time, I gets dirt in my mouf.  I
not wike dis, I wikes to picks out my own dirt ta put in my mouf.  I
tells em what deir dad say bout da Big Fat Man be coming soon and dey
gets sad bout dat.  I askis Bubba bout sneaking back to earf and biting
his dad on da feets and he giggles and goes HE-HE in dat funny boice us
fewets habe.  Wishes dat someone tells me bout dat Vanessa, sistur to da
Vinnie.  Dat gurl fewet mean.  Me and da guys doing a fwannel nightgown
waid da odder night and I sneaks into her bungaloid and next ting I knows
dat gurl fewet sittin atop ob me and den she takes da nightgown 'way from
me and she ties me up wif it!!  I was so 'barassed and she sits in her
hammy and does dat silly gurl gigglets at me.  She say she going to get
da odder gurls to come sees me and while she gone, I yell for my bestest
buddy Fwash and he sneaks in da back door and helps me get woose.  But
dat darn Fwash, now I has to gibe him firstest dibs on da goodies I
finds.  Some of dese gurl fewets gets mean 'bout doose silly nightgowns.
And I tink Nanna be bad, I tink dat 'Nessa could teach Nanna a twick or
twoes.  I sends a message to da Boss bout you coming to da fewet wurld to
be a fulls time fewet cuddler but dat bout all I cans do, dat not be ups
to me.  Sworry.
 
Next I checks up on Genie, Shadow and Elrond.  Dey comes to da Bwidge a
few months back.  Deir mom's 'puter got sick and she musta missed deir
gweeting.  I finds dem and dey be doing just fine.  Dey all be healffy
and dey miss dier earf hooman-beans dey be waitin till da day comes to
be all togedder 'gain.  I gwad you tells me bout Genie measurin tings
but shoulds tells me sooner.  I goes to helps hang up new stars da odder
day, well actually Nanna makes me helps, Genie and her fewet fwiend
Scully, dey make me hold still while dey measure da stars.  I tells em
da star be da wight size, what dooes gurls know bout size of stars and I
wakes up wif birdies chirping awound my head, dat gurl hits me ober da
head wif a star!!  What be goin on wif all da gurls dis week?
 
Mully
[Posted in FML issue 4742]