>should we change your name to Crash?  Whataya mean "Depends?" Who was
>that all crumpled up on the sofa?  Is that the person who took, I mean
>ate, all your crap?
 
- ::glaring at you::
 
- Good one!
 
- Renee Downs of Poop in the corner gang (of the IFC, yada yada yada)
  aka the hopped up tasmanian devil that runs in only two gears ...
  fast forward and park.
 
- Yes.  If she ever blows ... er comes through, lock your refrigerator
  and nail down all "your crap".  She will inhale it and then leave in
  the night while you are sleeping.  You know, I keep telling her
  "respect my crap!" But she doesn't listen.  Her ferrets are no better.
  In fact I saw Dippy shaking her paw toe at her Shadow and dooked,
  "respect my crap"!  But he didn't listen.  He still pooped on top of
  her crap (no literally ... he pooped on top of her poop in her liter
  pan).  The nerve!
 
Wolfy
http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com
[Posted in FML issue 4903]