The next set of ferrety feet Muldoone hears coming across the Bridge
belonged to a ferret named Cuddles.
 
Muldoone stepped out to greet the new arrival and he sees this fuzzy
skipping across the planks.  As he reached the end of the Bridge he
stopped and looked all around.  "So dis be da Wainbow Bwidge I hears
about."
 
"Welcomes to da Wainbow Bwidge, I be Mr. Muldoone, officialist Bwidge
gweeter Mully tells the new arrival.  Tells me 'bout yourself Cuddles,
what bwings you here.
 
A few days ago I gets a new mom and she be weally nice but den I gets
sick and I wakes up here.  I misses dat new mom lady.  The mom say dere
be anodder fewet here by name of Mochie, do you knows him Mr. Muldoone,
Cuddles asks.
 
Do I knows him, do I knows him?  Yes I knows him and just at that moment
the ferret named Mochie steps out from behind a bush.  Mochie was so
excited, someone from home was here!!!  I wants to hears all 'bout what
be going on at home!!  How eberyone at home??  How be da mom??
 
Slow down Mochie laughs Muldoone, Cuddles just got here and he needs a
minute to catch his breath.
 
Sworry Cuddles apologizes Mochie, I gets 'cited.
 
Guys says Muldoone, I wets you talk and gets caught up, I hab stuff to
do buts I checks on you watter.  Oh Mochie, afore I forgets, your mom
say to tell you dat Dereck be doin fine and he misses you a wot.  Your
mom also say dat she woves you both and misses you bery much.  "
[Posted in FML issue 4811]